I Did Not Get a Ph.D. For This Mug

You defended a dissertation. You shouldn’t have to defend your decision to skip another pointless meeting.

Years of research. Endless revisions. An original contribution to your field. And somehow, here you are, explaining how to open the attachment.

Featuring bold handwritten lettering and an underlined “FOR THIS,” this mug communicates what your professional expression is working very hard to conceal.

A fitting gift for doctoral graduates, researchers, professors, and anybody whose expertise keeps getting interrupted by nonsense.

You didn’t spend years becoming a doctor to diagnose why this meeting could’ve been an email.

Product features
- Microwave-safe for convenient heating
- Dishwasher-safe for easy cleanup
- Glossy white ceramic with vibrant, crisp printing
- Available in 11oz and 15oz sizes
- Comfortable C-handle; lead- and BPA-free

Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap