PTN Newsroom Team Photo Stitched Edge Desk Mat
PTN Newsroom Team Photo Stitched Edge Desk Mat
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Where the news is petty, the staff is pettier, and HR is part of the problem.
Your desk deserves better company. Unfortunately, all we have is the PTN newsroom crew.
Featuring Tawanda, Mr. White the Nosy Editor, HR Director Deniece, Millennial Marcus, and Gen Z interns Jordan, Riley, and Maya, this stitched-edge desk mat brings the entire dysfunctional PTN workplace straight to your desk.
Seven employees. Three generations. One newsroom where nobody minds their business, every meeting could've been an email, and Tawanda is one cup of coffee away from catching a case.
Perfect for your home office, corporate cubicle, or silently judging coworkers during Zoom meetings.
Because you can't choose your coworkers, but you can choose which ones get to sit on your desk.
Official PTN merchandise. Petty Delegation approved. HR has declined to comment.
Product features
- Smooth polyester surface for precise mouse tracking and comfortable writing.
- Non-slip rubber backing keeps the mat firmly in place during use.
- Lightweight, easy to clean, and constructed to resist edge fraying.
Care instructions
- Use warm water and dish soap to clean spots off your pad. It's not necessary to soak the whole pad. For hard-to-clean spots use a soft-bristled brush.
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